A Girl’s Gotta Trim The Hedges | Hilarious Bikini Razor Ad

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Here’s an advert that is prepared to push the boundaries and have a little fun. I can just see a seven year old watching this ad asking his mum why the women are so excited about bushes.

The ad is for the new Wilkinson Schick Quattro bikini razors and it has aired in the U.K in a filthy but funny fashion. It hasn’t been broadcast in the U.S  either being deemed unsuitable for a U.S audience by Wilkinson or has just been banned by authorities.

I love bikinis. My favorite place to shop for bikinis is Amazon. You'll find on Amazon a great variety of high quality bikinis. Many of them from recognized brands.

There's one that has become my favorite, which is the ESONLAR Women's Sexy Plunging V Neck Bathing Suit. Mainly because it feels so smooth and soft and how well it flatters the body.

But there's 2 other ones that are great alternatives, the HYPERFIRE Women's Sexy Criss Cross Halter Bathing Suit and the CUPSHE Women's One Piece Swimsuit Sexy Deep V Neck Bathing Suit.

Talk About Innuendo!

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This video is full of it:

  • Stroking a pussy cat (that ends up shaven!)
  • Trimming the bush
  • Mowing the lawn
  • Big bushes
  • Tulips (two lips) on the mound!

The commercial definitely gets your attention gushing with suggestive bushes shaped into landing strips and hearts, big hedge clippers and shrub cutting chainsaws, with a variety of good looking women dancing around and singing.

Pubic Controversy?

This ad will undoubtedly offend some as the advert does show a company publicly encouraging women to shave and shape their bikini line.

Still it’s not like men are immune to such messages with Phillips pushing the Shave Everywhere campaign.

I think most will take the ad at humor value and it has certainly been a mild viral hit garnering several thousand views on YouTube and wide discussion in the blogosphere.

However, the advert does definitely leave a sense that shaven and shaped bikini lines are the norm. But are they?

Are Shaven Mavens Really a Man’s Dream?

Asking around friends you would expect a consensus that a neatly trimmed bikini line is the in-thing. It seems that the 70’s style bush is no longer in fashion.

The most outrageous statement I’ve heard is that a styled landing strip can make you look thinner. Unfortunately I don’t think hairs nicely trimmed into a vertical line will create some optical illusion that sheds pounds off your waistline.

Plus by the time the landing strip comes on show I think a man’s mind has already been made up. I can’t see a guy saying “actually I’ve changed my mind; the heart shaped-muff just added several pounds on you. You should have gone for a landing strip. I’ll call you!”

Google Says Hairy Muff is What Men Want

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The graph above shows which searches are more popular on Google. From this you can see that a hairy bikini region is more popular getting significantly more searches from adult-pic hunting men.

It also shows that searches for the shaven variety have been gradually declining over the past few years, while the hairy variety is becoming more sought after.

It also shows that searches for a bikini and Brazilian wax have remained relatively constant, suggesting that the amount of women getting a bikini wax done has remained relatively constant.

So is a shaven maven really what men want as Google search history is telling a different story?

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